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To Be Used In Various Posts:

TV SHOW: Ally McBeal
GEORGIA: Ally, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody else's?
ALLY: They're mine.
HELEN'S RESPSONSE: Duh!!! I'm like Ally.
Of course my problems are bigger than yours......THEY'RE MINE, YOU ARSE!!!!!

MOVIE: Bruce Almighty
God: [Reading from a manuscript of what Bruce said the previous evening]
"The gloves are off, God."
"God has taken my bird and my bush."
"God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass."
"Smite me, O Mighty Smiter."
Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.

Bruce: How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will?
God: [snorts] Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.

MOVIE: The Dream Team
4 mental patients get lost in New York City on an approved outing. One of them, played by the amazing Peter Boyle (God Rest His Soul) as Jack McDermott believes he is the Saviour, Jesus Christ......until it interferes with his actions when a doctor from his institution arrives to lock him back up -
Dr. Verboven: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being.
Jack McDermott: Stay out of my psychosis! Now get your ass in that van.
HELEN'S RESPONSE: Do you KNOW how many times I would like to tell people to stay out of my psychosis!!! My looney life is mine and having someone else do anything other than point and laugh could disrupte some sort of space/time continuum. Don't ya think?

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

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